Words to live your life by.
Being a sad, lonely, fat, middle-aged man I have to hang on to every positive thought or feeling I can. Which is why I can be content to know that, despite all the shit, one of these days I will either be happy or dead. Or as a friend recently pointed out - quite possibly both.
If anyone is still reading Random Drivel (perhaps I should rename it "Sporadic Drivel"?) then don't forget to take a look at the new Blunt Cogs series that I am writing. It's better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick. Unless you're a dirty pervert with a fetish for that kind of thing. Like Sarah. Or possibly Footeater.
Cheers motherfuckers!
posted by Binty McShae @ 11:26 am
6 Comments:
i would take offense to that - but it's entirely true.
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Thre's no doubt this BC series is turning into one of the finest - I am thoroughly enjoying it.
Meanwhile, with regards to the rest of life, remember Lazlo's Chinese Relativity Theorem, which goes something like:
"No matter how great your triumphs, or haow appalling your failures, approximately 1 billion Chinese couldn't care less"
A poke in the eye with a sharp stick is a good and holy thing, which proves once and for all that it's better to give than to receive.
You really should post more often, I enjoy Random Drivel
But then again, I'm a one to talk, I rarely post myself.
"I will either be happy or dead. Or as a friend recently pointed out - quite possibly both."
Now THAT'S brilliantly optimistic and a great thought on which to start the day!
I do enjoy a poke with a sharp stick, sure enough, but it's not the eye I favour.
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