Random Drivel from your Average Tosser

...with your host, Binty McShae - whether you like it or not!

Friday, February 15, 2008

Words to live your life by.

Being a sad, lonely, fat, middle-aged man I have to hang on to every positive thought or feeling I can. Which is why I can be content to know that, despite all the shit, one of these days I will either be happy or dead. Or as a friend recently pointed out - quite possibly both.



If anyone is still reading Random Drivel (perhaps I should rename it "Sporadic Drivel"?) then don't forget to take a look at the new Blunt Cogs series that I am writing. It's better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick. Unless you're a dirty pervert with a fetish for that kind of thing. Like Sarah. Or possibly Footeater.

Cheers motherfuckers!

7 Comments:

At Friday, February 15, 2008 12:40:00 pm, Blogger Sarah said...

i would take offense to that - but it's entirely true.

xx

 
At Saturday, February 16, 2008 12:08:00 am, Blogger Kim Ayres said...

Thre's no doubt this BC series is turning into one of the finest - I am thoroughly enjoying it.

Meanwhile, with regards to the rest of life, remember Lazlo's Chinese Relativity Theorem, which goes something like:

"No matter how great your triumphs, or haow appalling your failures, approximately 1 billion Chinese couldn't care less"

 
At Sunday, February 17, 2008 4:58:00 am, Blogger Philip said...

A poke in the eye with a sharp stick is a good and holy thing, which proves once and for all that it's better to give than to receive.

 
At Monday, February 18, 2008 12:36:00 pm, Blogger Dilligaf said...

You really should post more often, I enjoy Random Drivel

But then again, I'm a one to talk, I rarely post myself.

 
At Monday, February 18, 2008 6:40:00 pm, Anonymous Donna said...

"I will either be happy or dead. Or as a friend recently pointed out - quite possibly both."

Now THAT'S brilliantly optimistic and a great thought on which to start the day!

 
At Wednesday, February 27, 2008 8:27:00 am, Blogger Gaius said...

Binty you salty old bastard I used to be Brewski. I've recovered enough to get a new blog. It will suck. Good to see you still going you fucking nutter. thedizzycelestial@blogspot.com

 
At Saturday, March 01, 2008 2:05:00 am, Blogger Foot Eater said...

I do enjoy a poke with a sharp stick, sure enough, but it's not the eye I favour.

 

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