Random Drivel from your Average Tosser

...with your host, Binty McShae - whether you like it or not!

Sunday, December 25, 2005

Fa-la-lala-lah! A-Carolling we shall go!

Sing to the tune of 'God Rest Ye, Merry Gentlemen'

Get pissed, ye lairy mental men, let nothing bar your way -
Remember, drink the cupboard dry to cope with Christmas day.
Just quaff that booze and you can't lose, go merrily astray -
Good Reisling's my comfort and joy, comfort and joy!
Good wine, Southern Comfort - oh joy!
Vodka; whisky; creme de menthe; a nice fine Cotes du Rhone;

Quadruple Bailey's over ice; a case of Veuve Cliquot.
If Advocaat won't take you far let Absinthe set the tone;
Good Reisling's my comfort and joy, comfort and joy!

Good wine, Southern Comfort - oh joy!
Have a fucking merry one, ye bunch o' twats - Cheers m'dears!


At Sunday, December 25, 2005 8:17:00 pm, Blogger Philip said...

Now Christmas Day has dawned, so think not just of yourself;
Put on your coat and grab a spade, go out and kill an elf.

At Tuesday, December 27, 2005 7:12:00 pm, Blogger Jokemail said...

According to my calculations your name for the day should be:

Zippy Gigglewaffle


At Thursday, December 29, 2005 12:41:00 am, Blogger LindyK said...

Cheers on the song -- maybe one day it will become a Christmas standard...

At Thursday, December 29, 2005 3:01:00 pm, Blogger Binty McShae said...

Philip - glad I wasn't the only saddo online on the 25th... thanks for the little rhyme.

Jokemail - cheers for that too... strange to get a fake name from a fake name though. Wonder how many permutations it would take to finally come back around on my real name?

Lindyk - if we all insist on singing it then it'll become a standard in no time... with drunken ruby players at least!

At Thursday, December 29, 2005 3:02:00 pm, Blogger Binty McShae said...

ahem - that should have read drunken RUGBY players....

At Thursday, December 29, 2005 7:43:00 pm, Blogger Philip said...

I don't know - drunken ruby players has a certain something.

tmmjuto - the gentle art of jewel abuse, as practised by the ancient Masters of Bator.

At Friday, December 30, 2005 2:32:00 am, Blogger LindyK said...

I'm with Philip on that one -- drunken ruby players sounds quite intriguing... besides, isn't drunken rugby players kind of redundant?

At Friday, December 30, 2005 6:00:00 pm, Blogger Binty McShae said...

Jewel abuse? After Wigan Athletics magnificent season I don't think that is something to worry about too much at the moment... And lindyk, you are correct - why did I ever waste time with the word 'drunken'... surely a given?

At Sunday, January 01, 2006 12:03:00 am, Blogger LindyK said...

That's all I'm sayin -- I mean, have you ever met a NOT drunken rugby player?! Silly Binty...


Post a Comment

<< Home