A Night At The Blog-scars

Gosh, I'm... well, speechless! This is so unexpected! Well first I need to thank the Academy of the Mischief of Magpies for this award, but also I'd like to thank the scriptwriters, those wonderful people who make the headlines every day. And my colleagues, all of whom deserve to be standing here now... they're too numerous to mention (but that list on the right is a good start). And of course, my mother who imbued me with a sense of what was right. And my father, because without him being a cunt I may not have truly understood the definition of wrong. And of course I must pay tribute to those illustrious names I was drawn against - Jez, I don't know you but I'm sure you're great... Arlington, it should be you up here! *sob* Oh, my! It is all too much *sob* I just feel so lucky to have *sniff* been given the opportunity. But whatever you do *gulp* please don't forget the real world out there *sob*... won't someone please think of the children...

(music rises in cue to get the fuck off the stage whilst some blonde with long legs and big tits forcefully grabs an arm and guides it to the stairs....)

Cheers m'dears!

ps - I love the fact that searching for a pic of an 'Oscar' got me that one... pure fucking class!