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Monday, March 20, 2006

Marital Law

Take a look at this marriage contract, drawn up by Travis Frey of Iowa (right)... and make sure you read all 4 pages - it's not all easily legible, but try!!

It really requires little comment from me...

Cheers m'dears!

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12 Comments:

At Tuesday, March 21, 2006 2:12:00 am, Blogger Foot Eater said...

FFS! If his wife never signed the contract, does that mean she saw it before she married him? And if so... why did she?

 
At Tuesday, March 21, 2006 5:34:00 am, Blogger Andraste said...

Yeah, it does beg the question: when did she see this contract and if before she married him, what kind of idiot...

I'd poison him. And kick him in the balls as he's dying. And laugh.

 
At Tuesday, March 21, 2006 6:15:00 am, Blogger Dr. E. Scientist, phD. said...

That guy is a psychopath, plain and simple. Holy shit...

 
At Tuesday, March 21, 2006 8:14:00 am, Blogger Cinnamon Doughnut said...

Fucking hell.

I don't know why, but for some reason I find the man's obsession with the term 'vaginal slit' most disturbing of all. How clinical ...

Do you think he drew up said contract with legal consultation?

 
At Tuesday, March 21, 2006 1:47:00 pm, Blogger LindyK said...

Wow, that's got to be one of the most disturbing documents I've ever seen, and yes, begs the question: what the hell did this stupid woman sign herself up for?! Oh wait, it's all spelled out... blech!!

 
At Tuesday, March 21, 2006 4:30:00 pm, Blogger Don said...

Did I read that contract right? Was he allowing a patch of pubic hair to be no greater than... wait for it... 20" X 10"? That's the size of a small welcome mat. Ooops, sorry, I can see now it's 2.0" X 1.0". For a moment there I was wondering what kind of women he'd been used to.

This guy is not on his own. My girlfriend insists I take off my cherished brown leather walking boots when we go to bed.

 
At Tuesday, March 21, 2006 6:55:00 pm, Blogger fatmammycat said...

hahhahaahahahaha, oh my, and what a catch he is too, hahahahaah. Cheers Binty!

 
At Tuesday, March 21, 2006 7:24:00 pm, Blogger Binty McShae said...

Footsie, Joelle (*snigger*) & Lindy, I think he tried to spring it on her AFTER the marriage... twat!

Dr E, high praise from you, sir!

Doughnut, maybe - but probably without gynacological consultation (did I spell that right?)

DB, nice to have you round - I'll put some crumpets on! What you need is a woman with a shoe fetish!

FMC, always a pleasure!

 
At Wednesday, March 22, 2006 2:56:00 am, Blogger Andraste said...

Sprang it on her afterwards, huh? Instant divorce, one should hope. Still...there should have been some pretty screaming hints that he had shit like this in his character ahead of time.

Wow. Just...wow.

 
At Thursday, March 23, 2006 6:44:00 am, Blogger kari said...

What a FREAK!!!

 
At Saturday, March 25, 2006 9:07:00 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't see what the fuss is,contracts avoid any confusion regarding her indoors's place

 
At Sunday, March 26, 2006 4:50:00 pm, Blogger Binty McShae said...

Absolutely anon... but would you sign a contract that essentially obligated you to slavery? Would you fuck!

 

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