Back to life, Back to surreality...
It's 1am and I'm currently standing in a dodgy nightclub surrounded by transexual whores, pissing around on the free computer to avoid catching the eye of one of the bar-stewards who like to force you into buying a hideously overpriced piss-water drink in order to justify your stay in the 'venue', whilst waiting for my friend to call and tell me where the fuck we are actually going to be meeting......just thought you'd quite like to know!
Cheers m'dears!
Labels: Drunken behaviour, Gender / Sexuality, Sinless City, Weird shit
posted by Binty McShae @ 1:00 am
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Classic, McShae... just what I needed to wake up and find this morning...
I am filled with antici.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................pation.
well.. ain't ee sec say.
sounds like a good time..
sorry the drinks were piss water.. no one likes that. not even golden shower fanatics.
.....pation. Come on up to the lap and see what I have on the....
I thought you said you'd got all this gender identity stuff sorted out?
Surely the most bizarre place in the world to make a blog entry Binty. Respect is due.
So you just happened to be waiting in this venue for your friend to call.
Riiiiight...
SafeT, they are pretty much all better than Tim Curry. In fact the problem is often that they are TOO good looking... Please refer to my previous post for clarification.
Lindy... you woke up to a trans-sexual whore? Wow!
Doc, FMC - Sweet (transvestite)
Sarah, piss water drinks are the topic of an upcoming post...
Jokey, I did... but I never said what the outcome was, did I...?
Ill Man, thanks. The sign of a true addict, methinks...
Footsie... I was actually in another bar (still dodgy, but with computerised quiz machines instead of whores... yep, another addiction) but got fed up of the really awful singing duo. I understand that English is probably not their first language but the mangling of lyrics to already bad songs was just excruciating. So I left there to go to the toilet (most bars here don't have their own loos, they have common ones for the building) and saw that the next bar had a free internet point. Something to pass the time, at least.....
.....honest, guv!
Binty:If they look that good, then why not?
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