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Sunday, May 28, 2006

Back to life, Back to surreality...

It's 1am and I'm currently standing in a dodgy nightclub surrounded by transexual whores, pissing around on the free computer to avoid catching the eye of one of the bar-stewards who like to force you into buying a hideously overpriced piss-water drink in order to justify your stay in the 'venue', whilst waiting for my friend to call and tell me where the fuck we are actually going to be meeting...

...just thought you'd quite like to know!

Cheers m'dears!

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12 Comments:

At Sunday, May 28, 2006 2:40:00 am, Blogger SafeTinspector said...

Were any of the tranny's good? I mean, better than Tim Curry?
I know there's no comparison vocally to be made...but...
Did you convince any of them to buy you some mildly alcoholic piss-water?

 
At Sunday, May 28, 2006 2:49:00 am, Blogger LindyK said...

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At Sunday, May 28, 2006 2:50:00 am, Blogger LindyK said...

Classic, McShae... just what I needed to wake up and find this morning...

 
At Sunday, May 28, 2006 3:01:00 am, Blogger Dr Maroon said...

I am filled with antici.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................pation.

 
At Sunday, May 28, 2006 3:26:00 am, Anonymous sarah said...

well.. ain't ee sec say.

sounds like a good time..

sorry the drinks were piss water.. no one likes that. not even golden shower fanatics.

 
At Sunday, May 28, 2006 3:26:00 am, Blogger fatmammycat said...

.....pation. Come on up to the lap and see what I have on the....

 
At Sunday, May 28, 2006 6:42:00 am, Blogger Jokemail said...

I thought you said you'd got all this gender identity stuff sorted out?

 
At Monday, May 29, 2006 1:08:00 am, Blogger ill man said...

Surely the most bizarre place in the world to make a blog entry Binty. Respect is due.

 
At Monday, May 29, 2006 3:27:00 am, Blogger Foot Eater said...

So you just happened to be waiting in this venue for your friend to call.

Riiiiight...

 
At Monday, May 29, 2006 9:22:00 am, Blogger Binty McShae said...

SafeT, they are pretty much all better than Tim Curry. In fact the problem is often that they are TOO good looking... Please refer to my previous post for clarification.

Lindy... you woke up to a trans-sexual whore? Wow!

Doc, FMC - Sweet (transvestite)

Sarah, piss water drinks are the topic of an upcoming post...

Jokey, I did... but I never said what the outcome was, did I...?

Ill Man, thanks. The sign of a true addict, methinks...

Footsie... I was actually in another bar (still dodgy, but with computerised quiz machines instead of whores... yep, another addiction) but got fed up of the really awful singing duo. I understand that English is probably not their first language but the mangling of lyrics to already bad songs was just excruciating. So I left there to go to the toilet (most bars here don't have their own loos, they have common ones for the building) and saw that the next bar had a free internet point. Something to pass the time, at least.....

.....honest, guv!

 
At Tuesday, May 30, 2006 5:09:00 am, Blogger SafeTinspector said...

Binty:If they look that good, then why not?

 
At Tuesday, May 30, 2006 3:17:00 pm, Blogger Binty McShae said...

SafeT - Because they're whores. Whatever their chromosomes, I have never before had to pay for sex and I don't intend to start now.

 

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