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Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Shallowe'en

Call me a miserable old cunt, but I really hate Hallowe'en. Seeing all the twats dressed up wandering around pubs in devil horns and black capes thinking they look so cool and 'fun-loving'... bollocks, you look like wankers. Especially those men who use it as an excuse to dress as a schoolgirl. Look, I have no problem with cross-dressing or anything, but just admit who the fuck you are for the rest of the year too. Don't use this one solitary night as an excuse to let your repressed urges out. It's just sad.

And all that "trick or treat" bullshit... what does it actually teach our kids? That it's okay to go around essentially threatening old folks. "Give us some sweets or we'll do something bad to you" - that's what it translates as. And to do it all whilst hidden behind masks? It's Dick Turpin and his ilk all over again - "Stand and deliver, your money or your life"! Fucking bastards...

Cheers m'dears!

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8 Comments:

At Wednesday, November 01, 2006 9:51:00 pm, Blogger SafeTinspector said...

I have a refresher on the reason for the trick or treatin' at my place.
And I enjoy seeing slutty devils. Makes me feel better for having sold my soul to them. Might be an easy lay.

 
At Thursday, November 02, 2006 12:13:00 am, Blogger fatmammycat said...

Binty Binty Binty, booze love, that's how you get through it with a smile stuck to your chops, and that way you can't be described as the Grinch who something or othered Halloween.

 
At Thursday, November 02, 2006 7:57:00 pm, Blogger Dr Maroon said...

Don't go to Binty's, he puts razorblades in the apples and pisses in the punch and double strength laxative in the sherbet and rims the quality street before re-wrapping them....

ah, happy days.

 
At Friday, November 03, 2006 10:27:00 am, Blogger Sarah said...

you miserable old cunt.







hey, you asked for it.

 
At Saturday, November 04, 2006 2:32:00 am, Blogger Dr Maroon said...

Sarah, you beat me to it.

 
At Saturday, November 04, 2006 8:58:00 am, Blogger Foot Eater said...

That schoolgirl at the door on Tuesday was... a man?

But I invited her in, and we -


Oh Jesus.

 
At Saturday, November 04, 2006 9:34:00 am, Blogger FlyingRodent said...

Shotguns.

It's the only answer.

 
At Sunday, November 05, 2006 11:25:00 am, Blogger Binty McShae said...

My solution to avoid 'trick-or-treat'ers is simply to go out to the pub. Unfortunately pubs seem to get in on this thing and layer the place with cotton wool masquerading as cobwebs and getting their staff to wear scary costumes that inevitably slow them down behind the bar. If I ever own a pub it will be a safe haven from shit like this, I tell thee...

 

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