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Monday, November 06, 2006

A short lecture to the following persons:

1) All you people who stand side by side on the escalator blocking the through-route for those of us whose underground trains are actually at the platform.

2) All you people who think that the turnstiles and the ends of the escalators in underground stations are the perfect places to congregate and chat.

3) All you people who get on to the underground train and then stop, at the entrance, because you are now on - despite there being a dozen people behind you who would also like to board.

4) All you people that sit on the underground trains playing very loud music on your mp3 'phones without using headphones.

5) All those people who think that it is perfectly acceptable to allow their child to sprawl across 3 seats when the train is jam-packed.

And lastly, 6) The surly teen who jumped into the seat that I had literally just vacated for a frail old lady and then sneered and shrugged his shoulders when I took him to task - you know who you are.

................

You're all cunts.



Here endeth the lesson.

Cheers m'dears!

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14 Comments:

At Tuesday, November 07, 2006 12:21:00 am, Blogger Kav said...

If I may be so bold, and following on from your #2, I'd like to add "All you people who SHOUT ON YOUR MOBILES, or to each other, about Very Important Work Stuff, just so that everyone around you can see how important you are.

Your importance is vastly outweighed by your cuntishness."

Cracking blog, Binty.

 
At Tuesday, November 07, 2006 12:27:00 am, Blogger Andraste said...

Fuck'n A RIGHT!

Also the people who stand and crowd at the front end of the bus, not allowing others to move back and get to the EMPTY SEATS at the back to sit down.

The rage...the rage...

 
At Tuesday, November 07, 2006 4:16:00 am, Blogger ill man said...

I would dearly love to take a blowtorch to some of the fuckers that ride Glasgow subway every day. I am an altogether calmer person now that I don't use the ruddy thing in the mornings. The clown in entry six in particular would benefit greatly from a case of toasted testicles. The cunt.

 
At Tuesday, November 07, 2006 11:28:00 am, Blogger Binty McShae said...

After a journey on the bus today I need to add a number 7... all you people who sit on the aisle seat on the bus with an empty window seat and then have the bloody nerve to get shitty when someone who wants to sit down politely says "excuse me". You're cunts as well.

Kav - thanks for the compliment. I note you have linked me, thanks for that too. I'll reciprocate, I promise, but it may take a while... just ask Ill Man how long it took before he got his name up here!!!

 
At Wednesday, November 08, 2006 2:49:00 pm, Anonymous sarah said...

what a complete butt fucker jumping into a seat vacated for a frail old lady!

all of those things are pretty irritating, but i think that last one bothered me the most.

 
At Thursday, November 09, 2006 1:13:00 am, Blogger SafeTinspector said...

I'm with Sarah. I think that's grounds for a SafeTinspector revenge strategy. Want one?

Here in Detroit there is no functioning mass transit system. There's two decrepit bus lines that are only used by the very poor and by people who've had their drivers licenses taken from them by the state. There's no light-rail, and no bike lanes anywhere.

But I think these rules should apply to a busy coffee shop just as well. I've often gone on tirades regarding the exploits of business men at the sandwich shop yelling into their soups about business.
But...I'm sortof jealous that you even get to experience these little annoyances.

 
At Friday, November 10, 2006 10:17:00 pm, Blogger P1P said...

All people who try to push pastyou instead of saying excuse me. You deserve the elbow to the face that i give you

 
At Saturday, November 11, 2006 4:57:00 pm, Blogger Binty McShae said...

Although I agree, p1p, where I currently live that's just the culture... and you just got to be prepared to do the same!

 
At Monday, November 13, 2006 4:14:00 am, Blogger happykat said...

Well said, Binty.

I think its time for a post on the levels of cuntishess.

Some are just cuntly
Some are cunts outright
Some are fucking cunts
Some are gutter cunts
Some are sewer cunts

You get the idea

 
At Monday, November 13, 2006 6:54:00 am, Blogger purplepangolin said...

#6.

A similar thing happened to my sister in Hong Kong. She vacated a seat for an old lady and a guy in a suit sat in it. My sister shouted at him and he wouldn't move, so she dragged him out of the seat. I think the old lady was as irritated with my sister though as she was very embarassed.

 
At Monday, November 13, 2006 10:59:00 am, Blogger LECHO said...

Fat fuckers - why should you pay a single fair when you take up three times the space. Piss off you smelly, sweaty porkers.

 
At Monday, November 13, 2006 7:51:00 pm, Blogger P1P said...

Manners first binty, then shoe to arse. I am always polite first as it gives me time to cycle up to incandescent rage before nudging them out of the way.

Bah Humbug

 
At Tuesday, November 14, 2006 3:36:00 pm, Blogger Binty McShae said...

Alas, p1p, in South East Asia manners take on a very different form to what I grew up with... It's been a steep learning curve but all that refusing what you're offered twice and accepting the third time and handing cash over to cashiers using two hands has kind of sunk in now. And I've got used to the idea of no please's, thank-you's or excuse-me's and scant regard for personal space in public areas.

 
At Tuesday, November 14, 2006 3:42:00 pm, Blogger Binty McShae said...

Oh, and purplepangolin... that's because by getting angry your sister lost face, and by doing it for the old woman SHE lost face too. People over here set a lot of store on 'face'... another different ideology of manners!

lecho, fat folk wouldn't be so problematic if the seats over here were not designed for anorexic midgets in the first place!

 

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