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Friday, January 06, 2006

God is alive - and He's an Old Testament kinda guy!

So Ariel Sharon, having pretty much done a U-turn in his stance over Palestine, has succumb to the fickle finger of fate.... or is it just the wrath of a vengeful God? I mean, lets look at the evidence. The last Israeli top dog to look to compromise was Rabin... assassinated in office. Not having much luck, these Israeli 'moderates'.

Jordanian Political Analyst Labib Kamhawi is quoted as saying "If God wants an Israeli-Palestinian peace settlement then Sharon will not die". Aside from the fact that this statement is hardly Political Analysis it's a bit of a fucking stupid thing to say. So if Sharon dies God (whichever one you are talking about) must want the Middle East to explode? You are probably an intelligent man, Labib, so don't act the fuckwit. Especially since chances are extremely high that Sharon ain't going back to work.

Of course Israeli supporters have begun their vigils and are coming out with various reverential statements, but alongside these even some Arab commentators are begrudgingly praising Sharon. Take this example from a random news piece:- "A live Sharon is better for the Palestinians now, despite all the crimes he has committed against us". But this is in stark contrast to the Palestinian kids waving banners with the words "Die, Sharon the killed (sic) of our children".

Why this polarisation of opinion? After all, last year Sharon pulled the Jewish settlements out of Palestinian land. That's 30 odd years after they were aggressively established by an Israeli minister knicknamed 'The Bulldozer'. What was his actual name again....? Oh, that's right - Ariel Sharon.

It's a difficult call to make - would the Middle East be better off without the bastard who, in the 1950's, led Israeli Covert Op's Unit 101 in destroying the village of Qibya, killing 69 Arabs (including children)? Or was the reformed Sharon the only chance for lasting peace. God only knows, and as usual he's moving in mysterious ways.... the cunt!

Cheers m'dears!


At Friday, January 06, 2006 7:38:00 pm, Blogger Brewski said...

Sharon can fucking die and burn in hell the butchering hawk-eyed fuck. Go on you Hamas, give it some. I fucking would.

At Friday, January 06, 2006 10:33:00 pm, Blogger the anti-barney said...

Everybody knows that God is a woman and a contrary cunt at that.So behold her fucking wonders.

At Friday, January 06, 2006 11:09:00 pm, Blogger Dr Maroon said...

I think it was El Barbudo who produced the definitive paper on this subject. Now, what was it called? Oh yes, "God is a stupid cunt!" that was it.
Very incisive. Getty prepped up for Burn's Night I hope?
Can you remember the name of that minister that used to do them? I saw him once in the flesh ages ago, he was brilliant.

At Friday, January 06, 2006 11:10:00 pm, Blogger Dr Maroon said...

Not getty but getting.

At Saturday, January 07, 2006 9:17:00 am, Blogger Philip said...

Wouldn't a U-turn be something more like, "I accept responsibility for putting those Phalangist guerrillas up to the murder of several thousand harmless refugees, recognise that Israel's 1967 borders are Israel's only legal borders, and volunteer to the Palestinian people whatever reparations their elected representatives may care to extract from me personally and from the Israeli government", rather than setting up an apartheid state?

At Saturday, January 07, 2006 1:28:00 pm, Blogger Binty McShae said...

Fuck - half the blog is missing! I don't know what happened.... allow me to rectify.

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