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Saturday, July 01, 2006

Western superiority complex - the absolute Pitts.

Some Jordanian con-man hit the news yesterday for trying to claim cash that wasn't his in the UAE... not that newsworthy until you discover that he had created fake ID using a random picture of a man he downloaded from the 'net. The man in question was Brad Pitt.

Okay, only mildly amusing. What prompted me to write about it, however, was the reaction of the 'trying-to-be-hip-and-trendy-by-making-sarcastic-comments' reporter on some random US entertainment channel... after stating that the Jordanian claimed he did not realise whose face he had downloaded as he didn't know who Brad Pitt was the journo' sneered "which is perfectly understandable - if you come from a planet not called Earth!"

Fuck off you patronising insular cunt! Culture comes in more forms than just 'Western' and, contrary to popular belief, no-one is known the world over. Not Cruise, not Beckham, not even Bush - and, even despite having a baby in Africa, not Pitt. Get your head out of your arse and realise that it's a big fucking world with a lot going on in it and not every cunt is glued to the TV watching your godawful TV programmes for tidbits and gossip about what brand of toothpaste each celebrity uses.

And before anyone asks why I was watching it - I was only channel-hopping!

Cheers m'dears!

Update - I just visited said channels website and read the phrase "apparently, Us Weekly has yet to hit the Middle East". Oh. Aha. Ha. Ha. Funny cunts, aren't you?

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At Saturday, July 01, 2006 3:29:00 pm, Blogger Sarah said...

it's cunts like that.. that make the rest of wester society fucking look bad.

i don't think B.P. had a baby in Africa.. i think that was the chick he knocked up.

At Saturday, July 01, 2006 3:29:00 pm, Blogger Sarah said...


At Saturday, July 01, 2006 6:31:00 pm, Blogger Foot Eater said...

The reporter has a point, though. Pitt and his ilk are forced up the world's anus so relentlessly that I am quite surprised there are people who have escaped.

At Saturday, July 01, 2006 9:18:00 pm, Blogger Binty McShae said...

Sarah... Angie gave birth, sure, and I will never, ever dismiss the hard work and pain involved in that miracle of life thingy, but the two of them can lay claim to 'having' the baby. I had an egg this morning, but I didn't lay the fucker.

Footsie - regardless of the effort involved in foisting Pitt and his ilk on the world there will always be people blissfully (and I mean blissfully) unaware. Many people don't even (shock, horror) own a TV... The reporter (or his scriptwriter, at least) is a myopic cunt. Period.

At Sunday, July 02, 2006 1:36:00 am, Anonymous sarah said...

are you quite sure McShae? you do kind of look like a chicken.


At Sunday, July 02, 2006 5:37:00 am, Blogger Andraste said...

Wish I'd never heard of the idiot Pitt and his slag of a girlfriend.

Anyone who hasn't been bombarded by their images and story over the last few years is very lucky indeed. I wish they would disappear. Yes, BOTH of them. I don't care how fucking pretty they are.

Celebrities are all shit.

Still...anyone making a fake ID for anything other than buying booze while underage can fuck off too.

At Monday, July 03, 2006 3:56:00 am, Blogger ill man said...

Whilst I know who Brad Pitt is, I haven't the faintest clue what his bird looks like or what films she's been in. The thing about babies and Africa.............que?

See, it's not just middle eastern comedy conmen that are in the dark.

At Monday, July 03, 2006 7:49:00 am, Blogger Binty McShae said...

I dopn't get that whole "Angelina Jolie is the most beautiful woman in the world" shit either. She's not ugly, granted, but I've never thought she was that good-looking either.

What's the betting that the offspring of this celebrated "most beautiful couple in the world" inherits all the ugly genes from both sides of the family? That would be fucking hilarious!

At Tuesday, July 04, 2006 2:41:00 am, Blogger SafeTinspector said...

Binty:For some reason it has become fashionable for women with scrawny necks and dirigible lips to be considered bone-worthy.
Tie off their mop in a pony tail and off to the races!

Brad Pitt was in Fight Club, and I'm still obeying the first rule.

At Thursday, July 13, 2006 8:28:00 pm, Blogger poco said...

BTW, That I.D. is no where close to what a California D.L. looks like.

At Friday, July 14, 2006 7:56:00 am, Blogger Binty McShae said...

Cheers jmb - I wouldn't have known! I just pulled the image off google.


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