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Thursday, December 28, 2006

Suck on my Bah-Humbug!

Well, hells bells... Only one post this month? Fuck me, I am getting bad at this.

Sorry this is late but... no wait, I'm not sorry at all. I've been in hospital and not one of you cunts brought me any grapes or magazines with crappy personality quizzes in them. And don't use that old "we didn't know you were in hospital" crap on me because it just won't wash. If you'd cared enough you would have made the effort and found out. And before any of you wags get started I was not in for a liver transplant. Har-de-fucking-har! Anyway, as I don't especially dig Christmas (especially the overblown crap that goes on here) and my family is halfway around the world anyway hospital wasn't a bad place to be for the last few days. Lots of attractive nurses for one thing... and if Christmas does have one perk it's the mistletoe! Wha-hey!

But I digress... what I meant to say was Merry fucking Bah-Humbug to one and all. And I'll see you all (in the online not-really-seeing-you-but-you-know-what-I-bloody-well-mean sense) the other side of Hogmanay!

Cheers m'(rein)dears!

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At Friday, December 29, 2006 9:23:00 pm, Blogger redhead83402 said...

Sheesh binty, you are getting as blogger-delinquent as me ~ what up with that eh? you think being in the hospital is a good enough excuse?? HAH~ ( wish I had that good of an excuse!)

At Sunday, December 31, 2006 3:05:00 am, Blogger Dr Maroon said...

A guid new year to ane an' a'
An' mony may ye see

At Monday, January 01, 2007 9:54:00 pm, Blogger Kim Ayres said...

Happy New Year, Binty. So let me guess - you stuck the mistletoe to the bedpan...

At Monday, January 01, 2007 11:57:00 pm, Blogger Dr Joseph McCrumble said...

Happy New Year McShae.

You feeling better yet?

I did come an visit, but the nurse said you were off pestering the other patients, so I left.

At Friday, January 05, 2007 6:34:00 am, Blogger SafeTinspector said...

we didn't know you were in hospital

At Tuesday, January 09, 2007 7:46:00 pm, Blogger Kav said...

Get well soon Binty, he cried, far too late.

At Thursday, January 11, 2007 9:23:00 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

The King of Polish Goats wishes you a speedy recovery


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