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Tuesday, July 03, 2007

NOT an apology post.

I've been really busy, I'm afraid. Not that you are actually interested in my day to day life, but I just thought I'd let you know that I haven't forgotten about you all. I mean, I hate it when bloggers tell you all about their ultimately tedious reasons for having not sat at a computer screen trying to be witty. It's as if they are apologising for having the nerve to not entertain the rest of us, which displays a level of irony as the aoplogy posts themselves tend to have very little entertainment value. And, for gods sake, it's not as if you all want to know that I had fish heads for breakfast this morning before going to get my man-gina waxed...

Is it...?

Cheers m'dears!

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7 Comments:

At Tuesday, July 03, 2007 8:31:00 pm, Blogger Kim Ayres said...

If this isn't an apology post, then I'm not making a glad-you're-still-alive comment

 
At Friday, July 06, 2007 3:19:00 am, Anonymous sarah said...

oh BAH! to you, you can be so trite. a blog in many ways is how some of us keep in contact with one another, which means we WANT and like to hear what the others have been up to.. even eating fish heads for brekky, you sick bastard. i don't feel like entertaining any of you tarts, if you don't want to come round to my place then FINE!

 
At Friday, July 06, 2007 3:21:00 am, Anonymous sarah said...

p.s. fish cheeks are fine.. (great in soup) but the whole head includes the eyes and that's just gross.

 
At Monday, July 09, 2007 7:20:00 am, Blogger SafeTinspector said...

Whaddaya do to properly serve a fishhead?

People feel guilty for not posting, but I think its more disappointment in oneself for not being as cool as you thought you were.

 
At Sunday, July 15, 2007 3:40:00 pm, Blogger Monstee said...

Fish heads, Fish heads
Rolly polly Fish heads
Fish heads, Fish heads
Eat them up, Yummm

In the morning
Laughing, happy
Fish Heads
In the evening
Floating in the soup

Fish heads, Fish heads
Rolly polly Fish heads
Fish heads, Fish heads
Eat them up, Yummm

Ask a Fish head
Anything you want to
They won't answer
They can't talk

Fish heads, Fish heads
Rolly polly Fish heads
Fish heads, Fish heads
Eat them up, Yummm

I took a Fish head
Out to see a movie
Didn't have to pay
To get it in

Fish heads, Fish heads
Rolly polly Fish heads
Fish heads, Fish heads
Eat them up, Yummm

They can't play baseball
They don't wear sweaters
They're not good dancers
They don't play drums

Fish heads, Fish heads
Rolly polly Fish heads
Fish heads, Fish heads
Eat them up, Yummm

Rolly polly Fish heads
Are never seen drinking
Cappacino in Italian restaurants
With Oriental women...Yeah

Fish heads, Fish heads
Rolly polly Fish heads
Fish heads, Fish heads
Eat them up, Yummm

 
At Tuesday, July 17, 2007 9:12:00 am, Blogger Binty McShae said...

You fucking loon.

 
At Tuesday, July 24, 2007 7:48:00 pm, Blogger SafeTinspector said...

Monstee: I remember that song! ....I think I might even remember the music video.

 

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